Generic Kid’s Fantasy Movie
Little Girl: “What a pretty rainbow”.
Goat-Head Creature: “Yes, and such a nice day as well” !
Little Girl: “What a magical land” !
Generic Kid’s Fantasy Movie Part 2
Little Girl: “It’s raining.”
Goat-Head Creature: “There is evil afoot.”
Little Girl: “And the bad sorcerer killed Puppy-Face” !
Goat-Head Creature: “Awww… He was so cute” !
Little Girl: “He was actually more than just cute . He
represented the plight of starving animals
around the world” !!!
Generic Kid’s Fantasy Movie Part 3 (The Final Chapter)
Goat-Head Creature: “What the heck happened to you” ?
Little Girl: “What do you mean” ?
Goat-Head Creature: “You are like what, 40 years old now,
and still wearing pigtails” ?
Little Girl: “You have been possessed by the evil one
like all of the others. Now you must DIE” !!!
Goat-Head Creature: “Nooooooo” !
(The little girl stabs Goat-Head Creature with the “Dagger of Truth”.
His blood splatters onto the camera. As it drips off, we see the
rainbow again from the first film, but this time with a new clarity).
The End. Ha Ha ! (I’m sure you get my drift…)
Thanks, Dan. That made me laugh.